Royalty

I find it fascinating that people give a fuck about the royals. They contribute enormously to the economy and have very little power or influence.

Quite apart from the perfectly valid reason to fuck them all off because the actual idea of a monarchy is ridiculous and outdated and being born into ruling is bullshit. Do they actually contribute massively to the economy? They're pretty bloody costly for the most part and and money from duchies could still be made, houses could still be visited, moreso when they're not occupied a few weeks a year, tat with their faces on could still be sold, imagine the cash boost with all the plates sold with the final royal faces on. Could even have them separated from their bodies, but if not it wouldn't cost much to give them a council house each and a couple of years minimum wage and send them on their way, then we'd save millions and still have all the other stuff. Then if they end up being a non sweaty paedo in the process of their harmless, weird lives, they'll hopefully get more than a little telling off after a TV car crash.