I hate

Her energy is Swiss

As a long time fan of perfume ads, I enjoyed these too

Christmas.

Ha, bumhug.

I’ve posted this before but seems pretty appropriate to include again. This is what you get prompted with if you ask Hermes where your delivery is:

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Child actors.

Fuck off and get a proper job.

Yeah, kids today think they're too good for chimney sweeping.

Sobriety.
Just opened a bottle of Metaxa I was given in the summer, in payment for servicing a friend's bike. Brilliant!

Car adverts.

All of them driving freely around empty cities/roads.

Metaxa

3 5 or 7 star?

I love all of them, but in different ways.

Also the 'What3words' advert.

MRA have had enough twats on mountains. Suddenly there is an app that people who confuse pizza delivery with OS Coordinates.

The google ad on YouTube for their Shazam like app. It starts with a guy whistling then he says “dawww what’s that tune?”

I have never wanted to punch a voice before

I have never wanted to punch a voice before

Similarly the Gordon's gin advert. That girls voice 'Shall we just have a Gordon's and Tonic?'

Arrggghh. Fuck. Off.

Glitter. I hate glitter.

Polite notices. If you have to tell someone you’re being nice you’re doing it wrong.

“Polite notice” I’ll be the fucking judge of that

Seven stars. Very nice.

Shit, really?!? Which song they using? They used a demo of theirs on an ad many, many years ago which made me laugh... A super primitive bedroom recording on the TV... Any money that goes to Marty and Alan's family is well earned, I reckon...

Companies that don't answer the phone. Yes, email is fine, but sometimes a 5 minute conversation saves both sides 6 emails back and forth.

It’s the intro to Cheree. And yeah money to artists / estates when money is scarce is all good. But a bit of me breaks every time I hear Where Is My Mind dabbed out like a broken Teddy Ruxpin in service of an electric car.

Did like his christmas song though...

Fitting star nuts.
I don't have the right tool and I bend the bolt every time.
I should have just ponied up the £15 for the right tool...

Youtubers referring to themselves as Youtubers

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