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The friends of JAHtim ...

*A couple of astronaut friends of mine
A friend of mine has been studying for some yachting exams
A friend of mine went to buy a new bed
A bed coverings sales person friend of mine
A scaffolder friend of mine
An angler friend of mine
A friend of mine has been convicted of drug dealing
A friend of mine who works in a spanner factory
Some amorous kayaking friends of mine 
A friend of mine has just proposed to a lady
An anemologist friend of mine
An ecclesiastical friend of mine
An Italian woodpecker friend of mine 
A fixed gear forum friend of mine
My friend Dora has expressed interest
Two special constable surgeon friends of mine
A friend of mine has just won a chip concealing competition
A fishmonger friend of mine
Another fishmonger friend of mine
A flat fish friend of mine
A seabird friend of mine
A friend of mine has just been found not guilty
A rather shy but alluring goldfish enthusiast friend of mine
A ghost friend of mine
A friend of mine has started a business selling glass coffins
A friend of mine has just been jailed for stealing calendars
A friend of mine who works at the turpentine factory
A friend of mine 's pit bull loves classical music
A friend of mine has been admitted to hospital 
I'm meeting a bus driver and amateur jockey friend of mine
I'm meeting a pickling enthusiast friend
I'm meeting a rigid airship enthusiast friend of mine 
I'm meeting a friend of mine who suffers from anxiety and depression 
I'm meeting a right wing radio host 
I'm meeting an osteopath friend of mine
I'm meeting a meteorologist friend of mine
A gnome friend of mine 
A friend of mine who works on the dodgems
A union leader friend of mine 
A legal friend of mine
A cake making friend of mine
An escaped convict friend of mine
A friend of mine was mugged
A friend of mine has just met the person who invented crosswords
A friend of mine has met a feminist prostitute
Two television aerial installer friends of mine
A friend of mine has just been done for stealing advent calendars
An orthodontist friend of mine
A colander sales person friend
Two manicurist friends of mine 
A seamstress friend of mine
A friend of mine has just been made redundant at mensa
A glue manufacturer friend of mine
A Buddhist friend of mine
A coiffeur friend of mine
A Colombian former guerilla friend of mine
A hoover sales person friend of mine 
A friend of mine who lacks prudence and foresight
A dermatologist friend of mine 
A cabinet maker friend of mine
A cheese maker friend of mine 
A cannabis enthusiast friend of mine
A former classical musician friend of mine
A friend of mine who works for southern rail
A vampire friend of mine*