Live, Laugh, Love.

Chicken in a wank sock?

Cock sock ?

No need to be rude Dear

No need to be rude Dear

He started it Miss !

Spotted just now on a walk. Surprised the photo came out visible.

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we have that Kay Bojeson monkey, you cruel bastard.

#harshbutfair

Bojesen you uncultured swine.

Those monkeys are lovely and definitely don't belong in this thread.

something to do with Daddy's pumps?

Not God's jizz afterall.

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God's jizz

You offered her this as the deposit on ordering?

Found on a canal running underneath Spaghetti Junction

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FFS this is now in my house. Gift from some tard to my wife.

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Today's goal: accidentally drop the mug.

But imagine if one of the kids hurt themselves on one of the broken pieces.

But imagine if one of the tiny humans hurt themselves on one of the broken pieces.

Fixed.

tard

Tardigrade?

Then they'll have learnt valuable life lessons, don't have god awful crockery in the house, and always look where you are walking.

Fair

Best present so far.

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Partner said it needs an immediate blowtorch to it.

Setting your child to ultimately fail

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Advice is immediately applicable to serial killers.

^ so much this.

I'm assuming the wall advice and not my gf advice? Else I'd better keep an eye on her.

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