Chat about Novel Coronavirus - 2019-nCoV - COVID-19

my current death avoidance regimen includes:

• Shopping locally and steering clear of supermarkets
  
• Making sure i'm as near as first in queue as can be come opening time
  
• surgical gloves
  
• n95 mask
  
• slathering hands with disinfectant jizz the second i get back in the motor and before removing mask and gloves
  
• squirting everyfuckingthing with a diluted bleach solution and then wiping down with an antibac wipe before putting away
  
  

bet i'll catch this fucking thing of a shitty envelope or a Dominos flyer that some cunt shoves in the letterbox.