• Yes, lots of people thinking that wearing a mask and only going to the shops every couple of days means they'll magically stay clear of it.

    It doesn't matter if you do the right thing 99% of the time, it could be that single time when you waited until you'd made yourself a cup of tea before you remembered to wash your hands after being out to the shops.

  • my current death avoidance regimen includes:

    • Shopping locally and steering clear of supermarkets
    • Making sure i'm as near as first in queue as can be come opening time
    • surgical gloves
    • n95 mask
    • slathering hands with disinfectant jizz the second i get back in the motor and before removing mask and gloves
    • squirting everyfuckingthing with a diluted bleach solution and then wiping down with an antibac wipe before putting away

    bet i'll catch this fucking thing of a shitty envelope or a Dominos flyer that some cunt shoves in the letterbox.

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