Monkey Tennis

Frontbenchers
West London psycho-socio-pathic drama set around a government cabinet who live in a parallel universe ...

Dick & Dom in Da Bungalow

Dominic Cummings builds houses without planning permission and Boris is with him.

Escape to the Shitshow
In search of a new life in the sunlit uplands, Brixitiers discover just what life is like in 2021

Also (must have had this, surely)...

One man and his hair of the dog.

Morning cocktail recipes and pre-brunch snifter tips to get you past noon. With Johnnie (Walker) Vegas.

Both ace!

Casual Tea
The staff of an accident and emergency ward are encouraged to put their stressful workload and uniforms to one side for informal afternoon refreshments and chats with a film crew.

Causality
ER professionals throw caution, experience and medication to the wind and allow chance and circumstance to dictate the outcome for their patients.

Peaky Blinder.
The tragic story of a young boy who ignored his fathers instruction not to go down into the unlit cellar with a match and investigate the box marked ‘Fireworks’.

Tomorrow’s Whirl.
Presenters show us the gadgets that will get our heads in a spin of excitement in the future.
Probably.

Game of thrones.

Musical chairs but with toilets and laxatives.

The Muppranos.

Kermit and the gang rule New Jersey's underworld, but can he also keep things sweet at home with Miss Piggy.

The wire.

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Gru Detective: The troubled star of the Despicable Me franchise and his hilarious legion of Minions investigate the tragic, ritualistic murder of a young sex worker in mysterious circumstances.

Car Crash Karaoke: in this Cronenberg adaptation of the classic 1973 J G Ballard novel, watch as a series of celebrities become sexually aroused by staging and participating in car crashes involving James Corden, all whilst belting out a wide variety of well loved tunes.

I wasn't buying it until...

car crashes involving James Corden

I challenge anyone not to get a stonk on watching that.

Les Miserables - A documentary about the divorce of Amanda Holden and Les Dennis.

Rack and Mort.
An account of suffering and death in a French torture chamber.

Bob's Burgers.

National treasure Bob Monkhouse is exhumed and served at a BBQ with a choice of sides.

America's funniest covidiots.

Laugh as superspreaders and anti maskers cause the unnecessary deaths of thousands in the world's most ridiculous failing superpower.

War of the Welds
Amateur frame builders go head to with just 90 minutes to create bespoke bicycles, compared by Bob Jackson.
See also ‘You’ve Been Framed’ where #buyers get bikes just too big or small, because they’ve always wanted ‘that one’.
And. The Bill.
Footage of shocked and angry customers who can’t believe bike parts wear out when all it needed was a new inner tube mate.
Finally.
The Mechanic.
Jason Statham goes rogue after one stupid question too many about gear ratios.
Goodnight.

Mortimer & Whitehouse gone Dogging.

The two aging comedians travel the country and chat life and death whilst dangling their rods in local spots and not really hoping to catch anything.

Tit for tat

Chris Tarrant and Pete string fellow join forces for a new combination of swap shop and strip club

Beloved Saturday Kitchen presenter hosts new programme showcasing fish-based canapes:

Tebbutt's Turbot Titbits

The News
Find out what the band members have been up to since Huey Lewis left.

Paperback Raita

We follow Paul McCartney as he writes his best selling softback panflet expressing his great fondness for the Indian side dish of yoghurt and cucumber.

just lolzed in a zoom call

Real, but also something This Time era Alan might pitch :

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