Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

looking forward to my day off tomorrow that i will be working to hit deadlines

ha

Listen to all you fucking show offs with jobs!

I mean I'd wear that...

Can we restore meme instead of Christmas gifts time?
yep, I've got nothing from my employer (neither Uni or NHS).

We only get a Christmas lunch. Since the office is closed our site manager used the money for foodbank foods and dropped them off.

Please accept this humble offering. I know it's not much but it's all I have.

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thats seem way better than a weed candle

thanks mate

Was this the birth of the Smithfield Christmas Meat Auction then?

https://www.timeout.com/london/blog/grab-a-bargain-at-the-smithfield-christmas-eve-meat-auction-122216

Listen to all you fucking show offs with jobs!

Wait until January to see if we all still have them.

Thank god for the red circle...

In no-christmas-gifts-from-work news - 8 emails this morning from different departments that I am affiliated with. All with "seasons greetings" type messages.

#waronchristmas etc...

@Constable_Savage I thought that was great

One for @BassoBry

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But the very next day you gave it away.

shouldn't there be an ! on Wham?

Reader: if you find that lights normally look like that to you, congrats! You have astigmatism.

Escape from New York

I think @edmundro did the interior on that.

Not a meme, but sadly the thread for semi-ironic ragga christmas songs doesn't exist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GeF4IwibW0

Thought I was going to look really cool wearing a retro band T-shirt, now I'm just going to look (more) like I buy from the boot sale .

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Did she also kick him out the house for not cutting his hair?

Is the joke white people can't clap their hands to the tempo?

I got a £5 voucher from my work, which I felt was a bit insulting...
My manager got me a £10 coffee voucher out of his own money which I felt was pretty decent of him.