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snottyotter

I've just been thrown out of New Zealand B&Q.

Someone came up to me and asked me if I wanted decking, I didn't even have time to my trousers over my shoes and people were complaining.

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dancing james in reply to @snottyotter

I was in a real ale pub with a kiwi friend. There was a brilliant circular conversation between her and the barman, she was asking “which one is better?” he kept replying “they all are!” The problem was he was hearing “which one is bitter?”

#Truestorybro

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AlexD in reply to @dancing james

Not much of a real ale pub if they only had bitters

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