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I had to get a massive thawing frozen turkey home on Christmas eve on the train.
I had won it at work in an all meat Christmas raffle.
Might have been ok except we went for Christmas drink after work which went on longer than planned so the thing was dripping from the overhead rack on the train which was packed .
I got it home but as we don't eat meat my wife donated it to the old people's home across the road the next day.
Grim.
More off topic stuff, but hey - ITS CHRISTMAS ! Each year we get a free range turkey, which grew up in the field next door -sniff- (I'm veg, so I don't) a bottle of whisky (I don't drink spirits so I donate to a neighbour). And each day during December, we get a glass of sherry at 10:45 each day (which I do drink - the only time I ever drink alcohol, cos free) plus either a mince pie (very nice, hot from oven) or a sausage roll. The place smells epic during December :-)