It's not the traffic, it's the FiL.
Pretty much. He wants a unicorn saddle - a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist.
unicorn saddle
Regular horse saddle would be fine, a unicorn's horn wouldn't interfere in it's use.
Maybe he meant a narwhal?
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Pretty much. He wants a unicorn saddle - a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist.