Shit fixie skidders say...

Oh not having a go at you. The nonsense being chatted is absolutely prime for this thread and it's deservedly in here. I was checking myself as much as anything else.

I want to believe that the dialogues are RedBull's marketing department having a go. You can't deny 350km, 9000m of elevation and long descents without brakes in one day

OG’s init

difficult to take anyone seriously talking about aesthetics when they're wearing that ugly ass red bull helmet

fool for 'ruining' his tyres

Ruined tyres were probably more a result of the cameraman keep hanging out the back of the van shouting DO A SKID! DO A SKID! at him 😁

Yeah but think of all the brake pad that he's saved!

Everyone needs a jump bike in their life

Truth!...that or a bmx

Just take a moment to picture me on a BMX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_TNZHuSPwg

"fucking cargo bike guy"

And a slightly better pic of my ex-wife.

I've found the perfect gearing for Seattle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beOsu06j1Xc

hauling a full bag set ups worth of gear, i think it's really the ideal machine to carve through the wilderness and set me right on any troubles and adventures i face

ignore the stupid smurf runway and ride in the road

to justify the weight saving! Remember guys, weight is the cyclist enemy. ;)

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1477930/Bike_Messenger/

I am very pleased with this build, it was a bit of a labour of love over the course of a whole year. I'm only selling because I have ridden it grand total of once - total distance 56Km

gottem

high pace gravel machine

Hardly fixie skiddery is it?

babe, think more freely

jesus wants you to work like that

We need a "shit gravel bros say" thread. I might start to curate content for it.

Oh OK.

I fucking LOVE jesus