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smashing that mf'ing RB so hard

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One has to ask, what are the options other than 'Penis 2'?

one vagina and one other penis, I think. both dongs uncircumcised

I assume cut dongs will be patched in later - probably don't want to rush such an important feature

I don't think there should be a movie personally. It's my favourite series of games and I don't think a movie will do it justice.

So anyone playing cyberpunk yet? Is it worth buying or is it a buggy mess and documented? Unsure if I should wait or buy...

Yep, agreed. Never got a PS3 so just watched an 11hour video of combined cutscenes for MGS4. I imagine that (or the same for 1/2/3) would be better than the upcoming film.

I'm waiting for the next gen patches I think. Seems buggy as fuck anyway and I've got a ridiculous pile of unplayed games already.

You missed a pun opportunity there: 'here's one feature that hasn't been cut'.

my copy of Cyberpunk should have been delivered by 1pm...

send nudes

I think you can have two penises

Sorry, this is not Fallout, it's Cyberpunk.

I think you can have two penises

At the same time?!? Wow

To Royal Mail? Would that make them deliver it quicker?

one organic, one digital

it just turned up, glad I didn't have to expose myself.

possible reddit easter egg after the guy on there who claimed to be born with two and did an AMA?

installing this thing on PS5 is a bit odd. There's 2 discs in the box, I put the first one in the console and waiting, the "copying" bar didn't move off zero, just said "copying paused". So I clicked it and it brought up some text saying to insert the "data" disc rather than the "play" disc. Turns out they have a little name on the disc for each one. It's been copying from the data disc, got to 82% and changed to "copying paused" again, clicked it and it asked to put in the play disc. If I wasn't sat here watching it then I would have come back in an hour and been confused why it was still on 82%.

I believe that was confirmed a (very entertaining) fake

well "ready to play" was a lie, now it's "copying the update file, 81 minutes remaining".

update file = dong DLC

It’s obviously style of dong not quantity. Maybe dong 1 is shaped like a rocket ship while dong 2 looks more like a mushroom. Or maybe there is another dong, dong 3, which looks like earth worm Jim because it suffered from a tight foreskin which had to be operated on at a late age.

I’ve watched quite a bit of fightin cowboy playing cyberpunk 2077, as I’ve never really been into FPS or RPG’s.
Looks good, will be interesting to see what people think of it..

saw an article saying the performance on ps4 is utter dog shite. that's enough to save my money until it's declared a unanimous modern classic (or i get a ps5)

some fans not happy w/the dong sliders

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