That reddit waffle stomp has to be the BF pulling their leg.
The trail of hair in our place is relentless. I remember when mini-H1 was ~5mo having what I thought was one of my OH's hairs stuck to their shitty arse while I was changing them. I sighed and complained to myself about how it got everywhere. As I pulled it away, it tautened. I pulled a bit more only to realise it lead into their arsehole and had been swallowed.
Never heard of a poo knife.
That reddit waffle stomp has to be the BF pulling their leg.
The trail of hair in our place is relentless. I remember when mini-H1 was ~5mo having what I thought was one of my OH's hairs stuck to their shitty arse while I was changing them. I sighed and complained to myself about how it got everywhere. As I pulled it away, it tautened. I pulled a bit more only to realise it lead into their arsehole and had been swallowed.