Gravel / Gravé / Gnarmac / Groad / ATB

They are actually a thing in Swedish audax circles...

I was thinking about Hestra though.

a thing in Swedish audax circles

A sex thing?

Just realised I missed the opportunity to collect some data on gravel PDFs

We could have solved the 1x/2x debate as well

people gotta stop getting like....degrees in fixing boilers, spending 20 years getting to i dunno, "lead shit distributor" at some engineer farm, hating life, hating who they are, only really enjoying the bicycle

then thinking "damn i made so much money working at "shit distributor ltd, time to do my real passion" and their passion is some ugly ass waste of earths resources.

like forreal those gloves don't even look well cut??! that tonka truck on the front isnt even ergonomic? what you securing with that bungee? your alimony summons?

Forreal, if only i had the confidence of a senior male engineer. bikes really have some of the lamest people making products for an industry so willing to throw cash around.

Ooh, hey, can you do graphic designers next!

visual representation of junior designers submitting their latest "gravel thingymajig" prototype

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaJhpqAWjuE&t=465s

As a Swede, I would say that 80-85% of our astethic choices are sex derivative.

I know the Swedish have a reputation, but the key word here is audax, which automatically rules out sex.

Obviously you've never audaxed in Sweden.

https://www.sportful.com/us/giara-gloves/p/112004520P

trend ?

Is the bike a rental? Why’s he not cut his steerer.
Cool gloves though, I lust for hestra

A lightweight full-finger glove for multi-surface activities

Still talking sex gloves?

Sweat wipe

I'm sold

damn that's good

Disappointed that the 'complete the look' product suggestions didn't include bibs with one leg longer than the other, cap with one ear flap, etc.

Still talking sex gloves?

I thought about making the joke, but then left it there hanging, I knew you'd deliver, glad you didn't disappoint!

my manager just got out of trend meeting for gravel aw/2021

they've been doing some surveys to see how the market is currently perceiving certain types of riders, try to keep this on the DL, not supposed to be sharing

1 Attachment

who said 700x2.2? that person has the right idea, I approve.

cant say too much, dont want to dox, let's just say their idea of business attire is some y fronts and a little hat

could be any number of lufguss posters that

will the arkose accept 700x2.2 technology ?

arkose2.....(.2)

Mamnick?

she said y fronts not blackface.

haha hey guys wait up

😂