Epic fail

Gaffa tape will sort that.

Had the tool gaffa taped in to stop it slipping out. Bolt idea is good will try nex time.

Where are you based? I'm pretty sure I have that tool and no longer have the bike it was for so it's all yours if you want it. Shoot me a message if you're interested!

Cool thanks. Gipsy hill West Norwood or warspite road Woolwich

I'm in Penge so not far. I'll have a root through my tool box tomorrow and see if I can find another tool for you to tear asunder with pure brute force.

I could pick up around midday tomorrow if you find it

Ah bugger, I've just checked my tool box and it's not in there. I suspect I must have gotten rid of it at some point. Sorry to mess you about!

I do have quite a big hammer that you can borrow if that's any use though?

I think ive got one - west Norwood

Nice one! You able to meet tomorrow morning?

Are you willing to sacrifice it to the BB gods tho?

I'll be home -you can come and collect any time
this is what you need right?

That is exactly the thing. If all goes well I can drop it back to you the same day.

no worries - its a tool i've not used for ages and not likely to
have pm'd

I do like my tools...but honestly if this one goes the way of the other one...I probably wouldn't be too upset.

A man of honour. Live by the BB, die by the BB.

https://twitter.com/derJamesJackson/status/1332965946550591490?s=19

In london we just rely on drivers to achieve the same effect, like this half wit on Haverstock Hill this morning.

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If it’s not in the way of other cars I don’t see what the problem is?

I should have one also if your first option falls through. I'm at the top of Grange Road at the other end of Church Road from the triangle.

https://twitter.com/farleyp/status/1333107874520854530?s=21

He's claiming that his point is that India didn't accept the renaming of places, hence fought for independence and kicked the Brits out and therefore Britain should be doing the same now. So I guess it's a double fail for making a shit point, and completely failing to get it across?

https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34

I don't know what to say other than 'murica.

This made me cry with laughter the other day.

I keep re-watching it expecting to catch a glimpse of the Two Ronnies or the Monty Python crew in the background.

I’m still not entirely convinced it’s not an elaborate fake.

When they return to the car park and matey’s auto has its roof caved in by a boulder of whale flesh - gets me every time.