• That’s because you haven’t tried a 46cm.

    My mate is ordering a Towel Rack, I'll report back soon.

  • My mate is ordering a Towel Rack, I'll report back soon.

    Your mate gonna hate it and will retire it to the bathroom

  • ron comes storming in, pushing nam out the way, mateo and balls are chuckling in their chairs, room misty with the devils lettuce and toffee apple vape

    r: what the fuck is all this? i go out for one 400k jaunt on my gravel wagon to pick up 50's chicks, get back and you are all sitting around doing nish?!?

    balls laughs

    mateo looking at balls laughing, also chuckles

    r: will someone please explain the fucking joke?!

    m: you tell him balls starts giggling again

    b it's probably easier if i show you ronnie

    balls types "#towelrack" into Instagram discover and turns the screen to ronnie, his face lifts and he straightens his back, grabbing the largest doobie one has ever seen from mateo

    r: i cant believe those stem lord dweebs bought it

    roaring laughter all round

    r: i mean, we litterally sold them a bit of heating pipe bent at both ends saying it was trendy

    hugest exhale you've ever seen

    b: my guys got their arms out like super man on the ncn52, clipping the heads off small children and labradors

    m: my man got fucking bars longer than his seat tube, all because he cant stand coding on some trading estate in milton keynes

    many struggling to breathe

    r: alright guys, everyone into the vw we're getting naked down the creek

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