I hate

Bartlett. Was a RIBA Part 1 requirement IIRC. Had zero relationship with project work.

It bears repeating, josh widdicombe.

I wouldn’t have him on repeat.

The term 'roasted cheese' it's fucking toasted cheers you fucking melts.

Also brought? Fucking brought? No,you bought it you dozy cunt.

Also, entering into some sort of discussion on the hate thread. I don't give a fuck what you think unless you're hating something.
Why don't you fuck right off,this is the hate thread you fucking cunt.

Also brought? Fucking brought? No,you bought it you dozy cunt.

so much

Solid rant, nice. Note - this is not entering into any kind of discussion.

your whimsical Twitter cat account.

pure projection: No-one has ever said ‘roasted cheese’. Just own it.

I've heard Scottish people calling it that before?

The bought/brought thing annoys me. See also drawer/draw.

i get brought/bought wrong when speaking but i do own it and have made it a central part of my brand portfolio

It’s brung/bought, far less confusing.

brunght?

Your lying ears again.

josh widdicombe

See also Josie Long. I know I know, everyone loves her. I just can't stand her, twee and annoying as fuck

i do own it and have made it a central part of my brand portfolio

Really made me lol. Along with the ridiculous Queen bread puns, you've been delivering the chuckles recently!

Josie Long

I think she seems dead sound, and is probably really nice in real life. I was a bit gutted when I saw her standup tbh, totally pants.

Sara Pascoe on the other hand, I had expected to not like her standup but it had me absolutely dying (watched one of her specials on Netflix)

She does seem really sound, agreed. But no jokes!

Sara Pascoe is really smart, I like her a lot

brung / nicked

Given free reign.
Tow the line.
Across the piste.
The Tories.
VAR.
Billionaires.

if you like that, you'll love what i've got planned for this week.

I'm going to wait until someone posts a comment (and it could be literally anything) that sounds vaguely like something a different person would say.

then I'll post "you are [thing that sounds like what you just posted] aicmfp" and the guys on lufguss will be rolling in the aisles

I feel personally attacked .jaypag

You say nicked, I say liberated from the shackles of capitalist oppression where the pick and mix is treated as mere goods for sale.

Can I get a coffe?

No you can't get it because you don't work here, someone has to get it for you.

Caught myself saying that recently and absolutely died inside.

Possibly the worst Americanism alongside their misuse of the word ‘gotten’.