I confess...

I've played plenty! Other highlights include a gig I played in Budapest which nobody attended and for which we were paid in goulash. Made even more fun by the promoter's last minute decision to not let us stay on the floor of the venue after all, meaning we all had to get a tram to the other side of the city (we'd all had a few beers because we thought we didn't have to drive anywhere) to stay with a crust punk who's name translated to "Tractor" and her fucking shit dog who wouldn't stop barking all night and the hoards of cockroaches roaming her tiny apartment.
If you're into that sort of thing check out a podcast called Worst Gig Ever (it's no longer active but there's a decent archive). The episode with Chris Norris from Reversal Of Man and Combatwoundedveteran is a good starting point!