• Yeah tantalise me, why don’t you.. or cover me in creosote.. I can’t afford the plank method of fencing just something I saw last year.

  • You tease, you do like a banned substance don't you? Creosote was banned for amateur use in 2003, as a professional I can't recommend a Creosote dousing for the uninitiated. Perhaps sir would like a rubbing down with something mild from Cuprinol, mixed with baby oil for lubrication?

    Did you know that an average of 15 babies are crushed to provide a litre of baby oil?

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