Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

How would you like your haircut sir? In silence. (Was what my grandfather claimed to say)

You may or may not believe this but before I got my first job as a mech I trained (and got qualified) as a hairdresser.

I had a few clients that were like this. Often you would pick up on them not wanting to chat pretty quickly but some were just blunt about it. “In silence”, “I don’t want small talk” etc.

I’ve just realised that I’ve had self/wife sustainable haircuts and haven’t set foot in a hairdresser’s or barber’s since leaving that job.