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  • I am obviously superior to people with kids. But that's mostly down to your house smelling of used diapers and microwave meals, whilst my place smells of merlot and tinder dates.

    However, following on from DJ's point, can I claim the CO2 quota of my unborn children? If so I will continue to fly long haul all over the place.

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