Clearly we must generate markets for all the by-products.
I'm certain that the great minds within our Brexit Cabinet have the contacts
to ensure the Chinese substitute Rhino horn with Unicorn horn.
Which gammony brexitter wouldn't be proud to have a tin of Unicorn hoof glue in his shed?
And Liz Truss could get all of a tizzy proclaiming the booming markets for the export of British Unicorn semen.
Clearly we must generate markets for all the by-products.
I'm certain that the great minds within our Brexit Cabinet have the contacts
to ensure the Chinese substitute Rhino horn with Unicorn horn.
Which gammony brexitter wouldn't be proud to have a tin of Unicorn hoof glue in his shed?
And Liz Truss could get all of a tizzy proclaiming the booming markets for the export of British Unicorn semen.