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I think I must agree unicorns are better 🦄
Clearly we must generate markets for all the by-products.
I'm certain that the great minds within our Brexit Cabinet have the contacts
to ensure the Chinese substitute Rhino horn with Unicorn horn.Which gammony brexitter wouldn't be proud to have a tin of Unicorn hoof glue in his shed?
And Liz Truss could get all of a tizzy proclaiming the booming markets for the export of British Unicorn semen.
One Tory minister said that mainland EU dairy farms could always move here.
My partner: Oh, so they are going to put cows on the immigration job shortage list?
I think I must agree unicorns are better 🦄