• One Tory minister said that mainland EU dairy farms could always move here.

    My partner: Oh, so they are going to put cows on the immigration job shortage list?

    I think I must agree unicorns are better 🦄

  • I think I must agree unicorns are better 🦄

    Clearly we must generate markets for all the by-products.
    I'm certain that the great minds within our Brexit Cabinet have the contacts
    to ensure the Chinese substitute Rhino horn with Unicorn horn.

    Which gammony brexitter wouldn't be proud to have a tin of Unicorn hoof glue in his shed?

    And Liz Truss could get all of a tizzy proclaiming the booming markets for the export of British Unicorn semen.

  • Unicorn hoof glue: LOL
    British Unicorn semen: Disturbing and snigger

    We can also make lots of money exporting salt from this thread ;)

    (though frankly salt, sarcasm, tired resignation with "but don't be mean in return" is all I got left...)

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