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One Tory minister said that mainland EU dairy farms could always move here.
My partner: Oh, so they are going to put cows on the immigration job shortage list?
I think I must agree unicorns are better 🦄
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I think I must agree unicorns are better 🦄
Clearly we must generate markets for all the by-products.
I'm certain that the great minds within our Brexit Cabinet have the contacts
to ensure the Chinese substitute Rhino horn with Unicorn horn.Which gammony brexitter wouldn't be proud to have a tin of Unicorn hoof glue in his shed?
And Liz Truss could get all of a tizzy proclaiming the booming markets for the export of British Unicorn semen.
mespilus
Any truly forward thinking Agricultural Policy would have been selectively breeding British Unicorns to cope with the rigours of our uplands.
Those sunlit uplands are often very damp, so perhaps some gene-splicing to acquire the rot-resistant hooves of water buffaloes would have been needed.