• I liked yesterday the suggestion that the hilltop lamb farmers just need to be a bit more proactive and switch to cattle, problem with lamb tariffs goes away, they just need to embrace these new opportunites

  • Any truly forward thinking Agricultural Policy would have been selectively breeding British Unicorns to cope with the rigours of our uplands.

    Those sunlit uplands are often very damp, so perhaps some gene-splicing to acquire the rot-resistant hooves of water buffaloes would have been needed.

  • One Tory minister said that mainland EU dairy farms could always move here.

    My partner: Oh, so they are going to put cows on the immigration job shortage list?

    I think I must agree unicorns are better 🦄

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