Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

‘The company says one of the benefits of the unconventional design is to make its sloping geometry virtually invisible to the human eye´

If only that were true

Where they belong! :-D

I think I've only made it in here 2 or 3 times, the other bikes I never take pictures of...

Its the nds fail that makes it anti, right?

"...due to every other aspect of the bike looking so vile you fail to notice it..."

These could be anti or instant hhsrb

They're rad, but I have a feeling they'll end up in the wrong hands.

Saw those on reddit and this thread instantly came to mind. Although I do kinda like them, despite being unable to picture a bike where they wouldn't look awful.

Awesome!

With great stopping power there must also come great responsibility.

Ha

Such extravagance on this page makes this seem conservative

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Someone somewhere is very happy with his new stem. Functional thread perhaps?

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When I looked at the stem i heard that slide-whistle noise in my head & burst out laughing, cheered me right up - ta!

Pre-crashed.

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Are you sure?

...as in, the thing looks like a hobbled anorexic elephant from the factory.

hobbled anorexic elephant

Fishy looking bikes >>>

Though the Lauf fork is normally a direct marker for this thread, Dear Susan exists in a Nietzschean (or is it Lovecraftian?) space, beyond porn or anti...

Thanks for the tip, superb thread!

Ah, I see; the Schrœdingerean Perineum, where slender mechanical pachyderms roam free.

Pre-crashed.

I really want to see the monsterous solution to running those Hope brakes with mechanical SRAM levers - I can almost see it.

Not as bad as the Giant conduct at least!