Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Only 2k

Includes pump though:

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unusual perineum relief channel

Probably custom painted to match the wheels... or vice versa.

I was looking at local coating companies, I'm sold on these guys.

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Didn’t do the cranks, #amateurs

Reddit is cheating for this thread, but lol.

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It's not not anti, but IMO the broomstick takes it into the realm of weird cosplay anti rather than cycling anti...

For some odd reason I kind a like this one.

I get what you're saying, but there's no excuse for that saddle set up, and brown and gold was always going to be a hard sell.

Agreed haha

Not going to lie - very into those black sidewall w/ gum thread Cults.

Suggested by Instagram:

Nah, thanks.

I've seen that and some other similar on Instagram - thankfully I'm pretty sure they only exist digitally!

I've seen so many concept renders on instagram lately. All hideous

The front spokes creep me out. They looks like cat's legs.

Can't unsee now. Thanks

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGQIvdYl79A/

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Christ. His Alfa one takes the biscuit

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Black Saddle & Tape, then put the wheels the right way up might fix this a bit.

That is revolting.

Black Saddle & Tape, then put the wheels the right way up, then set on fire, then shoot into space

They had me at...

Inspired by medieval armour and art-deco streamliner trains, the Bastion Demon elevates frame design to a new level of beauty and artistic excellence.

You'd better hurry up - they're limited to one per country!

medieval armour and art-deco streamliner trains,

Classic lightweight gear innit.

If we shot all the bikes that looked as bad as that into space, erm, I'd have no bikes.

Edit: I guess I would have the same number, they'd just be in space, on fire.