I hate

You know it

What kind of a monster would do that?!? (that was such a great day)

Was at BPW one time and some twat was doing this.
I first encountered him and his friends on the uplift where the driver told him his music was shit and if he didn’t turn it off they’d have to get in another bus.
When we got to the top and were uncoupling the bikes they immediately fired it up again, so I told them it was still shit and another guy said to turn it the fuck off.
Sadly this was only temporarily adhered

There's a guy who's been riding around Manchester for years, he's actually pretty cool, but he blasts out music from some kind of giant old shitty speakers hooked up to car batteries or something dangling from carrier bags at a stupid volume. I hear him coming from streets away and usually detour to avoid the assault on the ears. Music isn't usually too bad, usually old punk or new wave, problem is it's so distorted you can't always tell what it is. I think he got an upgrade a few months back so he's carrying slightly less stuff but I'm tempted to start a fundraiser to get him a couple of minirigs or something just so it sounds less shit.

there is a bloke who walks around Basildon town centre with an off-brand Bluetooth speaker blasting S-Club 7 at full volume.

I think that might be @HatBeard

I can hear the sound of Ciq's brain scrambling for a witty retort all the way from SE10

There ain't no party like an SE club party?

I'll chip in a tenner.

Last few visits to Kinder there's always been a DofE group playing shitty music up there to brighten their day. There's always one sulking 50yds behind the others too. Probably because of the music.

Maybe when they're older they'll all return to listen to the Skylarks.

DofE

These fucking cunts ruin hills all over the place. There were a shit ton of them up the Pentlands a month or so ago when I was wild camping, fucking stomping along singing songs.

the Skylarks

I prefer their early stuff.

Val-dera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha cunts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzQ-qQ_T6oA

My fave: https://youtu.be/yGJZv6Qf2as

Val-dera-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha cunts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzQ-qQ_T­6oA

Ha ha ha! Indeed!

Any cunt who thinks I want to listen to their taste in music can fuck right off.

Rep.
The Peel Sessions EP is recommended.

I'm envisaging you listening to 'Babylon's Burnin' at volume 11.

nah, last time I got in trouble for playing loud music in Basildon Town Centre was in the mid 90s when I got a reprimand for leaving one of my compilation tapes in the music bin by the stereo at the quasar where i worked and my boss played this for a birthday party of 5 year olds during a game on a bright saturday morning...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_HIK2a244k

I was at a primary school fete a few years back. Had got there early to help a friend set up a stall. There was a DJ set up and the the first track he dropped at the gates opened and a load of 5-10 year olds filed in was...
https://youtu.be/-j6muYHRX90

More so when they're colleagues in an open plan office.

The flat wet smacking sound of the open mouthed bread consumer

Seeing that the logo has changed from pink to black.

I've had more than enough of music and just prefer not to listen to anything except my tinnitus. Which was brought on by either all the Motörhead gigs I went to in the late 70s or 26 years of police firearms training.

Has your tinnitus got a 4/4 beat?