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No egg puns please, they are oeuf-al

Scrambled eggs.

It seems the person who started the argument believed that soldiers should come before eggs

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I am sure we can whisk together a few more

Beat it

There were dozens of egg puns on here some time back - tempted to poach some of them.

I've had une oeuf of these fucking egg puns

its the usual Pavlovian response of egg puns

I wouldn't take it too seriously, it's just people cracking a few yolks.

So, today...

Greg Clarke calls black footballers 'coloured', resigns immediately.

Catholic Church found guilty of protecting paedophile priests and letting abuse (including 'masturbation, oral sex, vaginal rape and anal rape') continue for decades, Cardinal in charge refuses to resign.

When the Football League has higher ethical standards than the churches, it's not a great look.

Resigns immediately?! Greg Clarke's foot has been in his mouth for the past five years.

You’re aware that my point was not a defence of Clarke’s long term record, right?

Catholic Church doesn't have to worry about funding being withdrawn pretty quickly.

Big churches = Big business.

(well yes I am that cynical, but mammon and power are their gods, to selectively quote the bible) :)

Hmm, out in (The Glory that is) Ruislip,
4 different cannon (rounds/shots?) to signal 11am,
all a couple of seconds apart,
(obvious, allowing for the relatively slow transmission of soundwaves through the atmosphere).
Anyone get more than 4?

You're aware that any suggestion that Football has acted swiftly to get rid of Clarke is ridiculous, right?

You’re aware that any suggestion that the Catholic Church has, ah fuck it, you’ll never get it.

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-54913107

Now what. More infighting around the PM, good news (my views) is that a mate if Cummings is gone, bad news is that his rumoured replacement is a DH journalist who wrote bs about legal aid.

But sure, brexit, Covid: Perfect time for wasting time on fighting 🙄

DH journalist who wrote bs about legal aid

Was also widely reported to have been the one to script the disgraceful "Enemies of the People" headline.

(yes, there was a stealth edit to add a much-warranted 'disgraceful')

Dr Gammons and his improbable teeth for London:

https://twitter.com/UKIP/status/1326811110792712192

I can’t even tell what’s satire and what’s real any more.

Oh good, Tory MP's join the 'Common Sense Group', inspired by the ERG, to put pressure on government. Can't wait for the fantastic policies coming out of this group.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/nov/11/dissatisfied-tory-mps-flock-to-erg-inspired-pressure-groups

I think reality has started satirising satire, but not sure

Ah tx, I didn't mention that as I read in other places it was probably the editor not him.

It's bad enough as it is :/