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Still no

Fuck u wan.

Mudguard?

You want a list?

List would be good actually. HHSRBCRITERIA

an intervention, if you will.

Clean your bike, eternal downhill, chode stem and nodder pump for starters. Speed sensor on the fork, too big a saddle bag, nodder bottle. Not to speak about that AVG speed.

I do like that but I can’t work out how you’d go down the custom frame route and still end up with spacers under your stem.

all chris king headset owners want their headset to be fully readable !

That's ambition.

#chode4lyfe

Most of the time it looks better to have some spacers instead of a massive headtube with a slammed stem imo

The protocol is don’t respond?

He's like a T-Rex. If we all stand still and stay quiet, he can't see us and he'll move on

OK, I’d like to move on to more practical and seasonal slave details. I was surprised that mudguards were accepted at all.

Lights? Blinkies? What’s approved? Do slaves have to ride in the shadows?

Don’t put them on your bike if it’s going to be photographed.

Lights, mudguards, bags, pumps and any other practical add-ons are the opposite of slave.
As they are headset spacers, chode stems, disc brakes, uphill levers and big cassettes IMO.

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any other practical add-ons

Such as gears and brakes?

not bad but cockpit fail

Discs aren’t slave as such but a bike with discs can be slave.

all zipp stems are ugly. really most zipp things.

Yeah but a 140mm Zipp stem is slave.

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