Does anyone know anything about gardening?

Those raised floors come second only to Indian sandstone in my ‘Most Hated Landscaping Materials’ list. Breaks as soon as you look at it, wear grooves in the surface just sweeping with a broom, as slippery as old decking in the wet and impossible to clean. Convinced rich folk spec it just to make the lives of anyone working on the property difficult.
If you combined the two I’d prob just refuse to work on your garden!