• Nonsense.

    You're not wearing real workwear until you've dropped £k's at Finisterre and a monkey on some Reddit approved US workboots.

  • You'd never be allowed to work in Knightsbridge without the correct 'uniform', preferably with the trousers held up by your old school tie.

    But seriously, if the Grauniad muppets turned up like that, would you rate your chances of them actually doing anything very highly?

About