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Yes, leave the fork in for easy checking later on

leave the fork in for easy checking later on

Did this really happen ?

Pub rebrands

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Great pasta bake recipe I’ve borrowed from my brother. Straight in the oven with some baked beans (Heinz are best) on about 220°. Once the tops of the pasta are burning add a little bit of cold water

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Bone Apple tea 👌

At last some sanity

Swap pasta for oven chips. Swap water for tons of grated cheese.

Win

Yes, why?

Great pasta bake recipe I’ve borrowed from my brother. Straight in the oven with some baked beans (Heinz are best)

Yea, could also chuck the mix in a electric kettle and gaffer tape the switch down for 10 minutes!

Just boil the rice for ten minutes and strain it ffs

makes literally no difference how much water you use

Wrong. It matters. The reduction/steam method is really the only way to cook Basmati. Long grain yeah, whack that in a large pan of boiling water. Different beast though.

Yes, why?

I just had visions of a metal fork in a microwave.

We all did

Now have no idea what thread I’m in

Sort-of meals we are cooking up at the moment

You're in @crossedthread.

How do you cook your rice ?

Yes, the cup that is closest to the one I use, with exactly 350ml of water.

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job's a goodun
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I'd punchy that jerk twice.

Ha ha!

I have all the lufgussers to help me take care of this

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Nicely named boat

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thanks, needed a laugh

The reduction/steam method is really the only way to cook Basmati.

My better half agrees with you. We resolved it by asking our local curry house. They boil and strain.