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This.

I don't actually do this anymore for some reason, but love that whenever anyone gives you an easy way of cooking rice it never is.

At last some sanity

Just boil the rice for ten minutes and strain it ffs

makes literally no difference how much water you use

Wrong. It matters. The reduction/steam method is really the only way to cook Basmati. Long grain yeah, whack that in a large pan of boiling water. Different beast though.