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  • I don’t own a TV.
    I filled out a declaration to state I didn’t need a licence but was informed I was, in all probability, a liar and I might still be investigated. Can’t wait for them to turn up on my doorstep.
    I shall tell them I have a telly in every room and only watch the BBC. That I livestream the programs to global audiences via my web servers. That I now receive a healthy income from former licence-holders happy with my discounted BBC service. Then just before they try to have me arrested I shall ask them why they believed me given that they were at my doorstep on the pretext of me being a liar?

  • Lol. If you do it make sure it’s all ok video. That way, if it does to court, you’ve got evidence. Also, if you lose in court, you’ve got a funny video to sell.

    Can’t lose.

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