Plant that hedge, wait 10yrs then lay it. Back in my late teens I was a competitive hedge layer until I realised it was basically a way of poshos to exploit us and get their hedge done for free...
*not my work, just first pic I found.
There was a constantly maintained hedge where I grew up in Oxfordshire, on several occasions cars crashed into it, barely damaged the hedge it was so tight and awesome but totalled the cars.
Lay it? Does that involve bending it over and ramming it through a fence? Not sure I have space for that sort of extravagance. It's a rururban/suburban garden, not the set for Death Race #2.
Plant that hedge, wait 10yrs then lay it. Back in my late teens I was a competitive hedge layer until I realised it was basically a way of poshos to exploit us and get their hedge done for free...
*not my work, just first pic I found.
There was a constantly maintained hedge where I grew up in Oxfordshire, on several occasions cars crashed into it, barely damaged the hedge it was so tight and awesome but totalled the cars.
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