Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

somewhere on Twitter they have started circling all the people in that pic who are now confirmed cases of CV19

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have you got a link to this?

your wish is my command

BBC has something similar - they've a 7 day or so timeline with everyone known to have come into contact with him & their covid status

Coming soon to a cinema near you (shamelessly stolen from STW)

Excel? FFS.

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Not even just excel, an out of date version of excel formats...

I dont really have an issue with them using excel. It's how they are using excel that's the problem.

Wish I'd have looked in here before bothering to do a bodged phone potatochop for the trump thread.

dont really have an issue with them using excel

Really?

No atomic transaction handling.

File based backup (at best, if it's being done).

Zero structural consistency checking.

File based granularity of access control.

Poor software engineering tools for programmability.

Change and version control at the file level, at best.

Multi user support is rudimentary.

It is utterly the wrong tool for the job.

It implies that the wrong implementors are "building" the system.
It implies that it is not being tested well.
It implies that it is not being maintained well.
It implies a total lack of technical architecture.
It implies a management team that have low experience in building these systems.

It implies total fuckwittery.

https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/179509/?offset=1300#comment15516008

Really?

Yes really. Based on what I understand they are using Excel for rather than on what excel isn't capable of doing.

Just noticed which thread this is. My bad. Sorry peeps. See you in covid.

I like it, requires a bit more thought than the obvious one - all those shitty 90's movies were not watched in vain.

Friend of mine was puppeteered onto a plane in a similar fashion having drunk himself unconscious after a 5hr flight delay - lights out, sunglasses on!

Covfefe 19

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Only gone and got myself a new tattoo of all the funny scenes in Mrs Brown's Boys

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_HNpheUjBU

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Just gonna leave this here!

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I love a Venn diagram

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The problem with this is the Black Eyed Peas were actually useless after Fergie joined (having been pretty good before), with no significant increase in quality post departure....