Car appreciation... the aesthetics, the engineering, etc

Yes

I’m gonna attach three axle mounts to the back of the middle row of seats, so when all seats are folded flat I can fit three (drop bar) bikes stood vertically.

6 sheep.
From memory the fancy spec ones don't fold flat.
Then 3 sheep.

Or one of these guys:

Alternate sheep capacity of vehicles:
BMW 1 series- 2 comfortably, 3 at a pinch.
Porsche 911- none.
Golf Mk3 3 sheep
Mercedes E-class, at least 2