I'm currently in A&E in Middlesbrough (with a very minor injury that I think I need a tetanus shot for) and some bloke has come in, covered in blood claiming that he's nearly cut his fingers off. It seems like he might have done it on purpose because he thinks it'll get him a covid test. I have no idea what the logic behind that is.
I don't believe so! I'm not sure why a mutilated hand would automatically entitle you to one. My ex is from Borough and I can confirm that this does indeed appear to be "classic Borough"
I'm currently in A&E in Middlesbrough (with a very minor injury that I think I need a tetanus shot for) and some bloke has come in, covered in blood claiming that he's nearly cut his fingers off. It seems like he might have done it on purpose because he thinks it'll get him a covid test. I have no idea what the logic behind that is.