Clearly the solution is one of these:
I have to say I can't really bring myself to acknowledge that vans cost ~£25,000.
You can get a properly fast car for that.
Isn't a really nice 3-5yo reasonable milage Transit like £10k?
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Clearly the solution is one of these: