David Blaine's new trick

He imitates Robbie keane...

By doing Fuck all in the box

arch con man david blaine is at it once again
this time conning people into thinking he'll remain in one place being electrocuted for 2 weeks ( or some horse shit )

even with the farady cage he's still gonna con us somehow ... just need to make him scratch his face or something and hopefully the 1,000,000 volts will go through him

He's an illusionist, it's not a "con", it's what he does ffs.

I still think he's shit though.

illusion / con same difference magician / con it's the same thing
there are some stupid people who think he's doing it all for realz

some people think paul daniels is the high priest of amazing things when he's just got a coin in his pocket and can move it seamlessly from his pocket to his hand

con's

You'll be telling me Wizbit isn't real next.

WOW

those aren't badly shopped pixels either, it's magic

That's all the proof I need.

I am hoping that David Blaine's catheter splits and that he gets electrocuted and dies whilst lying in his own piss.

Well I am not hoping he dies really, but hope that he gets piss on his trousers and a non fatal electric shock, and that this proves how mediocre he is and his popularity reduces even further.

Strapped to balloons.
I'm not sure I get it.