Bicycle Tag of bike

Clue V1:

Nope.

if someone can't act on the clues @mespilus has provided then I may begin to lose faith in this game.

Still no idea.

Budgie smuggler :)

Utterly meaningless

No, I read everything literally, never thinking that a clue might be hidden in an otherwise meaningless sentence.

Ah, now it all makes sense, off to get it tommorow if the snow clears.