Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

It's like if Dr Evil and Arnold designed a bike together and decided milk from metal bottles with nipple straws would be a nice way to top it off.

That looks like a Sean Conway bike, not to my taste but certainly stood out when I saw him on one irl. I'd say idiosyncratic rather than anti.

Nah this is utterly gopping. Almost wins the thread for me.

Oh dear!

Love this!

wtf is up with those bottles on the turd bike

This. Atrocious bike.

I bow to the consensus. Maybe I was subconciously giving him credit for consistency in painting all his bikes the same shade of shit.

I wonder if they are vegan...

I wonder if Tyson Fury was given £10k to spend on a bike if he could make it uglier. Fur instead of leather, maybe.

Festka

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It’s a challenge to love it that’s for sure but plain wheels and a black cockpit I reckon it’d be awesome

just pop @mashton 's saddle on it and it'll be perfection

Hell yeah!

(And an aerospoke)

Yeah, I kind of like the frame paint, although as is it's a bit of a mishmash

much pengy

Wtf

What’s broken

W

Iw look at ur ass

Believe it or not that's mostly stock down to the Brooks saddle.
Fuji really wanted to capitalized on the fixie craze and came up with... that.
It retailed for 1400 usd back in 2008

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I'd like to see that in use...

Not an absolutely savage saddle to bar drop but does look pretty intense.
Head tubes only go so short

for that caleb ewan position...