Owning your own home

LOL at those spotlights, especially in the loft. Anxiety-inducing really.
As is the writing.

"The enormity of this property is profound" is my favourite line, almost Trumpian in its sheer non-sensical bluster. Having said that, I think one could equally make the case that the profundity of the property is enormous. But maybe that would be a capacious thing to say.

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Can they be set so that the spot follows you around as you walk around the house?

I thought the 35 or so that had been fitted in my place was excessive but clearly the people who did my place were just amateurs.

That is mindblowing! Not only the lights, but my personal favourite - the picture of the infinity kitchen.

Stow Brothers copywriter loves the word 'Capacious' as much as this home owner loves spotlights

Sick ceiling zits, bro

that is completely bizarre

Reading that caused me pain ....

Are you still looking for your old search criteria shortly after moving?

Nothing good can come of this!