How dare you shit in your own toilet, in your own house. Reprobate.
Although, deal breaking criteria for the new gaff will be number of toilets > 1. At the current front runner, n=3. Errrr body gon be shittin at once! I think we'll need walkie talkies to properly revel in the glory of it all.
she left rather suddenly.
i should send some fruit or flowers by way of apology.
my eyes are still stinging. the cat hasn't been seen in hours.