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hats in reply to @Constable_Savage

When the queen attends events, one of the requirements is that she has her own toilet that no one else is allowed to use. Therefore I conclude that she does really stinky shits.

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Constable_Savage in reply to @hats

There was a close protection officer who had a little book with clear plastic pocketted pages of the type you could keep postage stamps. Over the years he had collected pubes he had found in royal toilets and attributed them to members of the family.
"Keep 'em peeled"

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citron in reply to @Constable_Savage

I can’t wait for that to turn up on antiques roadshow.

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