It sounds as though you like your bread sliced and white too
Sounds like you’re a successful psychoanalyst
God forbid the clamp is purple (purple!).
In all seriousness, and no disrespect, but it sounds like you've spent about 15 minutes in a Halfords deciding on 'what a bike is' then taken your profound discoveries to the internet.
@Harry started
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It sounds as though you like your bread sliced and white too