At first I mistook the golden monstrosity for part of the background, seeing only a long black Ute. The praised acceleration and braking would be prodigious if you turned it into a pickup.
Weren't you looking for a speedy bike hauler for your trip to the Alps?
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-N-CADILLAC-CONCOURS-4-6-HEARSE-RARE-LOW-MILEAGE/223933615028?hash=item34237bcbb4:g:AB0AAOSwzrVdcbcZ