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  • Nescafe and hot water

    Get you. It's "supermarket own brand gold roast and tepid water because you boiled the kettle but then the whirling dervish in a nappy ran head first into the door frame again so you forgot about the kettle and now have no more time to reboil it" here.

    Fuck I need to move. If anything just to have an extra room that I can pad the walls, ceiling and floor of so she can be marginally unsupervised for 5 minutes.

  • Don't fret, by the time they are two years old you can leave them unsupervised for almost seven minutes.

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